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0.70 min. | 3.7379746 user rating | 7695533 views kjhs More about this video... |
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3.57 min. | 3.708202 user rating | 4397141 views tema de huzkey que pertenece a la maqueta "diario de un tonto rezien divorziao" os la podeis bajar en www.hhgroups.com Ahora vengo a hablaros de un hombre mu espezial, un hombre kes kapaz de hablar en braile, un hombre ke tu te pone zu foto de fondo de pantalla y no tentra ni un viru. Os voy a konta la historia del heroe mas grande, el es Chuck Norris, el kabron inigualable, para el kada testikulo es mas grande kel otro, si te mira a los ojos fihamente el te vuelve loko. Se komio tres filetes de dos kilos en una sentada, Chuck Norris puede desviar las balas kon la barba, al kuadrao de las Bermudas Chuck Norris le jodio una eskina, Chuck Norris kome peskao sin kitarle las espinas. Las lagrimas de Chuck Norris pueden kurar el kanzer, pero Chuck Norris no llora ni aunke ze muera su madre, en el mundo no existen espezies extinguidas, solo animales a los ke Chuck Norris permite seguir kon vida. Medikos no rekomiendan a Chuck Norris komo soluzion, estos medikos luego mueren sin explikazion, kuando rodaba Walker tomaba 14 trankilizantes de elefante, haber sino mataba a los aktores kontringantes. Jesukristo fue la segunda reenkarnazion de Chuck Norris, el kamino rapido al korazon son los puños de Chuck Norris, kalienta agua kon rabia, muele kafe kon los dientes, si lava ropa en el mar los tsunamis matan a la gente. Una vez Chuck Norris dio a la zienzia seismil kadaveres, Chuck Norris no paga impuestos, manda foto haziendo karate, fumando desarrollo siete tipos de kanzer distinto ... More about this video... |
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3.58 min. | 4.901343 user rating | 4118298 views The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny MP3: www.albinoblacksheep.com Animation by AltF4 www.albinoblacksheep.com Music by Lemon Demon www.albinoblacksheep.com ( * Secret link to The Ultimate Showdown Parody - The Ultimate Orgy www.albinoblacksheep.com ) Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then ... More about this video... |
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1.02 min. | 4.5917606 user rating | 3695364 views Walker Texas Ranger - Chuck Norris Faces a Bear in Combat More about this video... |
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1.83 min. | 4.8837523 user rating | 3448646 views Obama declares his intent to kick somebody's ass, though determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single. Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise. original Today Show interview: today.msnbc.msn.com Produced by the Gregory Brothers: www.thegregorybrothers.com youtube www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com mp3 download: bit.ly Lyrics: I talk to the experts So I know whose ass to kick So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick So I--So I know whose ass to kick You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears, gets you frustrated There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated I would love to vent--I would love to shout and holler But my main job is to solve the problem This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin We've just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we're gonna get through it People, they're upset and they have every right to be The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin If it's the last thing I do, I'ma kick BP's ass This is gonna be a very, very difficult task Chorus Mr. T / Expert Chuck Norris / Expert Bruce Lee / Expert Bruce Willis / Expert Betty White / Expert Al Pacino / Expert Tinky Winky...............Expert Jack Bauer / Expert Jackie Chan / Expert Darth Vader / Expert Peter Pan / Expert Genghis Khan / Expert Batman / Expert THE ... More about this video... |
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5.88 min. | 3.1185806 user rating | 3184739 views Chuck Norris becasue that all Chuck Norris wants you to know More about this video... |
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1.00 min. | 4.350638 user rating | 3136482 views Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris review facts about Governor Huckabee. More about this video... |
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3.68 min. | 4.8734007 user rating | 2714230 views I Didn't make this video i just put the lyrics Lyrics- Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the blue and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal then they both got flattened by the Batmobile but before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist then he jumped ... More about this video... |
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4.75 min. | 4.563152 user rating | 2560686 views THE ORIGINAL HARRY POTTER RAP! After much anticipation, the Harry Potter Rap is finally online! This video was created for the live improv show, CUPCAKE, starring Ethan Newberry and Justin Sund. First visit our comedy page with more vids: WWW.MOISTCUPCAKE.COM Written by: Ethan Newberry and Justin Sund (www.moistcupcake.com) LYRICS: ethannewberry.informe.com Cinematography/Editing: The amazing Cisco McCarthy visit him at: www.youtube.com or myspace.com/ciscomccarthy Music creation/editing: Ryan Love, Blake Lewis (your next American Idol and the guy with the crazy teeth in this and all our vids) Also, check out the Chuck Norris rap and Snakes On A Plane rap (featuring Cisco and Blake as well) Thanks to all who helped create this gem. And please spread it around! our myspace: myspace.com/cupcaketheshow website: WWW.MOISTCUPCAKE.COM WWW.ETHANNEWBERRY.COM More about this video... |
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3.85 min. | 4.695273 user rating | 2328938 views Bonito combate entre The Undertaker y Yokuzuna. Eso si, el primero de estos se encuentra acompañado por el mismisimo Chuck Norris, el cual utiliza su patada voladora para asi, ayudar a su colega el Enterrador. -Jossepi- More about this video... |